"Bear left on Calle Canifuckalottay"

"You don't turn your airdrop off?! You're the type of people that have sex without condoms!"

"I'm teaching you how to be American"

"How to you know if they're good, do you test them?"

"No I don't test hem! I ask myself...
Are they an idiot?
Did they lie?
Can they work?"

"So cute! U look so drunk!" "I know! My eyes are sluts"

"there's a penis on the table"